Sunday, September 21, 2014

Achieving the Perfect Length—The Good, the Bad and the Fugly




You know you wonder about it, sometimes it even keeps you up at night, doesn't it? Are you inadequate, over-compensating or are you one of the rare anomalies who might just have too much of a (hopefully) good thing?



You know how it goes, how thick is just too thick? How long is just right and how long is 'ouch!'? How short is 'blah' and how short is a nice tease?

You do realize what we are talking about here, don't you? Length, thickness, it all boils down to the same thing---

WORD COUNT!!



Hehe, you should see your FACE! ;)

Anyway, now that we have a handle on things, let's move along.

What is the perfect length anyway? Is there such a thing? Do you abhore short stories, regurgitate at the thought of novellas or choke on the thought of an 800-page novel? What is just right to some will no doubt be uncomfortable for others, and vice versa.


Hermione's idea of light reading might make some weak at the knees, for instance.

Writer's Digest
has this to say about standard lengths of Adult Commerial & Literary Novels.



In short:
80,000 – 89,999:       Totally cool
90,000 – 99,999:       Generally safe
70,000 – 79,999:       Might be too short; probably all right
100,000 – 109,999:    Might be too long; probably all right
Below 70,000:           Too short

110,000 or above       Too long


Where do you fall on this scale? Is it all good, you know the old adage, it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean?



Personally, I fall firmly on the side of it's the skill, not the length. With a few exceptions, of course.
In novels, it truly does make no difference to me as long as the story is served. Short & Shorter is a good blog on the subject, she defines the standard lengths of stories outside of novels:

Short Story = 3,500-7,500 words
Novelette = 7,500-17,000 words
Novella = 17,000-40,000 words

I will also add 2 other forms, 
Super Short = 1,500-3,500 words
Flash fiction = under 1,500 words

In these forms, things get a little dicey for certain genres.

Horror lends itself beautifully to all these forms, romance, not so much.
Literary also works well with all forms, as do sci-fi, UF and fantasy.

Are there exceptions to these rules? Yah, sure. But you show me a writer who can do a good flash fiction romantic suspense and I'll eat it. Stephen King can get away with movies being made of his short stories —Larissa Ione, not so much.


I write primarily paranormal romance for publishing at the moment. It is important that I understand what works for my genre. I think novellas can be done in romance, particularly PNR or fantasy-based romance, but you have to be careful. Readers are properly wary of the shorter forms in romance. It is difficult, at best, to flesh out a meaningful relationship arc in less than 100 pages.

My novella, Phoenix Rising accomplishes this because the 2 MCs are former lovers, brought back together by violent murder. This allows me to take a short cut on the whole 'met and fall in love' bit. Miles and Kelsey have already met, already fallen in love 10 years before the novella even starts. The story has more to do with betrayal and trust and how broken people and relationships can be made whole. I think it works, but like I said, it's tricky. Phoenix Rising doesn't nearly match my standard-length novel, Smoke in Moonlight  in sales or freebie days, and I have come to the conclusion, word count is probably most to blame for that. 

Where do you fall on the whole length thing? Or do you gobble up anything and everything?

It's worth thinking about, whether you are a reader or a writer, because what people like and buy drives the market. In the end, size DOES matter.











Saturday, September 13, 2014

How Dirty is TOO Dirty?


If you are a romance writer...or reader, you know the drill, right?

Some people think romance isn't about the plot or the characters, it's just about the sex. Which in some cases, let's face it, it IS! But how much is too much, and how little is too...well, little.


Hmmm, obviously like most things, this is a matter of personal preference—to a point. Here is a guide recently posted on one of the boards I follow on Goodreads, (taken from  allromanceebooks)

1 flame- Stories will either not have consummated love scenes, or if the loves scenes are consummated detail is not given.
2 flames- Stories will have some love scenes. These will be more sensual then graphic and will mostly rely on euphemism.
3 flames- Stories will have sensual, yet more explicit love scenes, and the language used to describe them may be more graphic and direct.
4 flames- Stories have frequent love scenes that are explicit and described using graphic and direct language.
5 flames- Stories have a high frequency of love scenes that are explicit, described using graphic and direct language, and/or contain subject matter that some readers may consider objectionable.

Personally, I like a heat level of at least 3 flames or higher. But I am someone who reads pure erotica on occasion, so obviously my tastes may be somewhat extreme for some. I am not a vanilla person, though I have nothing against it, per se. But to me, when I read romance, I expect SOME sex, and if I don't get sex, I am going to be disappointed. The same way if I read a horror book that isn't scary, or a fantasy book that lacks imagination, I am not going to be a happy camper.

As a writer, how does this affect me, do I tone stuff down intentionally, so I can appeal to a broader audience? The answer is yes, sometimes. Though less and less lately as I become more confident of where I am headed. For one thing, you simply can't please everyone, and you really shouldn't try.
The exact same book can get a review whining that there was way too much raw sex  and then the very next  review can say there wasn't nearly enough sex and what there was, was bland.


So in other words, the best policy is just to be true to yourself, write what you love and write passionately about it and like-minded hordes will hopefully flock your way.


Unless, of course you're into spaghetti bondage, or IDK, latex suits and oil. That could be a narrower audience, just saying. But I don't judge, to each his or her own, No fighting here.


Books do seem to have been getting a hell of a lot steamier since FSOG came out. There is a trend towards what is ultimately erotic romance. I am good with this genre as long as its written well and there are either strong characters or a strong plot along with the pages and pages of sex. In other words—



Because bad writing is still after all, bad writing. If you can't write, no matter how much or how little sex you put in your writing, it is still going to suck.

So then, HOW do you write good sex? How do you make it natural, but hot? Steamy and not goofy?
Again this can be a matter of personal preference,. For instance, check out A Rose, by any other name 

While I agree with some of this, others kinda of lost me. I have used 'swollen nub' and 'nether lips'. Not a lot, but honestly, I don't know what some readers expect. YOU try coming up with a dozen clever names for cock and pussy and see where that leads you. There is only so many words in the English language, people! And for that matter, what about pussy? Is that too crude? Mostly for me, yeah it is. I don't think I have ever used that term in my books and I doubt I ever will, except maybe as dirty talk, not a euphemism. 

But I have read other writers who used it successfully, even the dreaded cunt has worked in some books I have seen. Also remember what is taboo in one country can be somewhat 'meh' in another. For instance that c-word is usually considered vile in the US, in the UK it's far more acceptable.

Still, the best policy is to go with what feels natural, if you have to force it, it probably won't be good. And know your audience, if you write fluffy contemparies with frothy sex, a foray into grtty PNR with a back alley fuck is probably not going to go over too well. But can you push it a little?

Sure—I hope.

For instance, my series Celtic Elementals starts with Smoke in Moonlight which has its fair share of steam and darkness, but is positively sweet compared to the upcoming sequel, Blood in Fire. But the far darker, more wordly and damaged characters demand it, so it works. Will some readers be turned off by the racier tone? Absolutely. But I will have to live with that. 

And some readers will undoubtably love the darker, more explicit feel, so it all works out. Alrighty?!





I got a review for Phoenix Rising , my vamp/psychic ex-lovers novella that complained there was no story, just all sex. But when that book went through beta reading, I was critized because there was no 'real' consummated sex scene, so I actually added one at the end. Which gave the 82 page book a grand total of TWO sex scenes. Go figure.

To climax, go with what turns you on, whatever that may be, but don't be afraid to mix it up a little, in writing AND reading. You are only limited by your own mind, after all.

Happy reading!


**yes, I had fun with silly double entendres in this blog, bet you can't spot them all! hehe


Friday, September 5, 2014

Support-Not Just For Bras and Briefs Anymore

Speaking of bras, funny story. A friend of mine has a highly precocious 5 year old boy. Awhile back, she left her bra on the bed while she was doing something and the kiddo happened to notice.

"Mom!" he said. "You left your boobs on the bed!"


IKR?! So cute...I mean the story, of course. And Martin, Martin is very cute....imisssherlock, imissfargo, imisssherlock, iMISSsherlock...

Oh sorry, got distracted. Where were we again?

Support, yeah that. Not only good for boobs and other dangling bits, it is so important for indie writers.

So important. Did you get that?!


There is no way to overstate this. Publishing companies are big for a reason. They have hundreds, sometimes thousands, of writers under their unbrella. This gives them mega wads of cash and influence, which makes it a whole lot easier to that whole advertising and marketing thing.

Indie writers, we're all alone.


Umm, yeah, moving on.

Alone, except for our fans! That means you. (I hope!)

If you wonder why indie writers are always whining about reviews, reviews, reviews, I'll tell you why. Listen up, k? Highly technically information follows:

Amazon's rankings process is a tangled mass of bullcrap.

It IS! And it is an awful intimidating slope for newbie, indie writers to try and climb (think Cliffs of Insanity with no Andre the Giant in sight!) 

Every click on our links, every view, every purchase, every review is pure ambrosia for us! Seriously, it is the nectar of life. Being pushed even into the top 100,000 garners tons more exposure, being thrown up into the top 10,000 is no less than a godsend and going into the top 1000?!?

Pretty much winning the Mega Millions.

The ranking system is how Amazon decides how many people see our stuff, fall in the ratings and you slump for days, maybe weeks, months and forver(if you don't work like hell to get back up).

Get a bump in the ratings and that exposure can lead to a good week or two of sales, just from 1 review or two or three purchases!

Why is this important to readers? Because if you really love our stuff and the diversity and low prices brought to you by having indie authors in the mix, you need to feed us, keep us from starving. This business is brutal and so discouraging at times that great writers drop by the wayside daily.

Did you hear that?

DAILY!!! 

Never to be heard from again. Hopefully that makes you sad, it sure makes me sad.





So PLEASE review, retweet, share, blog, gush, rate and like! SAVE the indie authors!!


So in that vein, what can indie authors like me do to help other indie authors? I AM a fan and a reader after all!! And really, all good indie authors are, too.

So do I put my $$ where my mouth is? 

Most definitely.

If I read a great indie book (4-5 stars) I rate and review it on both Amazon and Goodreads. Sometimes, if it is especially awesome I mention on my fb. I also use bitly and Twitter to do a little thing most Sundays that I call 'Diamonds in the Rough'. I post bitly tweets to all the best indie books I have been reading. 

If you don't know what bitly is, it is just a site that shortens long URL links to manage Twitter nibbles. 


But now ONLY does it give you shortened links, oh NO. It also lets you track how many people then click on those links you've created. SO I can see how many times my tweets actually made someone check out a book I recommended. Obviously, that doesn't guarntee it was purchased, but it is gaining exposure and certainly a few purchases, considering the numbers I see. And as my Twitter account grows, so do the numbers.

I also recommend pages of authors I like, like their Amazon autho pages(if they have one) and mention their books in posts and blogs, like this one!!

One of the best YA(young adult) series I have EVER read(and yes, I am including Hunger Games and even Harry Potter in there!!) A UF (urban fantasy) with awesome world building and nail biting action and edge of your seat climaxs, these are books you will race through, forgetting to eat or sleep.

They are that fantastic, Jennifer's editing can be a little rough(like mine sometimes, sob!) but her writing is so damn good you will barely notice, trust me! This trilogy is AMAZING! I adore Lyric, she is one of my favorite heroines EVER.



This was my first really good indie read, and it was a doozy!

A total unique UF based in an alternate universe London(London!! yes!!) it deals with zombies and hags and this utterly cool world I wish I had thought of. Super, incredibly fresh writing!


Another writer I would place under the bright pink unbrella of fresh and unique is Zoey Dubois
She is also a British writer, like SW Fairbrother above, but Zoey writes comtemporary romance with a wonderful vibe that will make you feel like you have been transported to the UK.
Her book Inheritance was so damn good I had a book hangover for like a week after finishing it.
This is an explicit, somewhat dark read, so maybe not for everyone, fair warning, but I loved it!!

Here is my gushing fan girl-esque review Fangrrrling

And the link for Inheritance

I also read this phenom little novella last week. UF/PNR. More great world building, (more jealousy that I didn't think of something like this!!) A world where faes, vampires, weres, etc are all represented and regulated by the Coterie, a rather menacing organization. This novella is a great intro to the world, through the eyes of a man kidnapped and pressed into sexual slavery by the Fae as a child. 


And last, but CERTAINLY not least, a very dark, gritty, VERY explicit little treasure. Romantic suspense like it has NEVER been done before. The hero is, hmmm....well, IDK how to describe Rushe, but you sure as hell won't forget him. This book is a knock out. Highly graphic, though, so again--fair warning.


So there you have it, now go forth and SUPPORT your indie authors(and don't leave your boobs lying around, alrighty, bra?!?) 

:D